Say Yes to the Mess! <3

Dream wedding.

Cincinnati Couple Gets Married In a Gas Station’s Bathroom

Absolutely dominant.

1000% killin’ the game. (I like to think they’re dancing to Alice in Chains or Green Day there.)

Love is a dream:

Get after it:

Cake looks fire.

Gorgeous.

Tears in my eyes!

I ALWAYS cry at (gas station bathroom) weddings!

Goosebumps…

Yo, that Priest is like “The sanctity of marriage is Holy! Which is why The Bible says that Jesus called upon us ALL to get married at a gas station, inside of its bathroom. The end. That will be $50 + tip + does this gas station sell gas station supplements???”

The garter belt thing.

Always a weird and horny flex.

But. Any groom that ends up with the garter belt in his teeth, at his own gas station bathroom wedding, has the highest respect of an entire nation.

Infact…

POTUS potential?

Could be huge.

And on a serious note, I really hope they danced to Nü Metal. Or Limp Bizkit. Slipknot works for me, too. So would FM radio tuned to classic rock.

Peace and love. Peace and love.

Peace and love.

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