FOOD NOISE

Lunch time!

You asked – “how can Kentucky Friend Chicken/KFC make ‘roni pizza more … deadly??”

And KFC? Well, they ANSWERED!

And DELIVERED!

KFC’s replaced the bread… …with MEAT!

Of course!

THICK, FRIED, LAMP-heated MEAT!!!!!!!

End it.

This isn’t the first time KFC has broken the law.

Sort it.

And it gets worse…

Harrowing.

The McLobster is repulsive.

“Hey, let’s head to McD’s so we can eat their version of salt-water-rubber from the sea!”

Although, I know one Foody who is no doubt STOKED on the CHIZZA…

THIS GUY!

Look at him!

He’s no doubt shooting the shit out of that burger!

He’s like “I’m gonna make you a STAR, baby!”

I wonder if this shot’s for a new film Spielberg’s working on???

Would be dope!!!

Direct it, Steven! (He reads this blog.)

Peace and love

BRB gonna vom.