Author: gregjohnsontv

It’s Your Boy!

We are screwed.

Sort it:

End it.

PEACE AND LOVE

Shine Coming Off Apple Vision Pro!

People Are Returning Apple Vision Pro Due To Severe Headaches, Nausea, and Motion Sickness (AP)

Nausea?

Chill!

These illnesses. They sound like a small, negligible price to pay. For Apple Vision! (That and $3500.)

The Shine Comes Off the Apple Vision Pro

Tesla Cybertruck Owners Complain TRUCKS ALREADY RUSTING!

Other Developing Stories:

Judge Resigns After Sending 500+ Texts During Murder Trial

This story is wild:

Plans For 30,000 Monkey City In Georgia Meets Backlash

Backlash??

I can’t imagine why!!

Who among us wouldn’t want to live – or purchase property – near a “man-made city of 30,000+ monkeys,” — being bred for medical research purposes??

It sounds fun!!

Sounds like a picnic!!

What could possibly go wrong???

30,000 monkeys on a single compound. NBD!

Nbd whatsoever

Peace and love.

Zendaya is God – Get Me This Lewk Now!

Wow.

I would wear this.

It looks so cozy!!

Comfy lewk!

“What year are you from?”

I would wear this, all four seasons!

Would I not look great in this?

Looks like it really BREATHES!

Zendaya is God.

Look for Zendaya to incorporate this look everyday, everywhere.

It’s a fashion movement.

At Pizza Hut ⬆️⬆️

POTUS Zendaya (2028):

PEACE AND LOVE

Peace and love

Sort It

My dude.

SORT IT OUT.

SORT IT!

Truly, bud.

You gotta look both ways when ya crossin’ the street, kid … AND take OFF ya VR goggles!!!!!

Unreal!!

What is with some fools??

Terrifying.

These things are monstrous!!

Although. This guy seems chill:

And he is absolutely KILLING IT!!

WOW!!

The hat? He looks like a good hang!!

And this dude, with his adorable lil pooch?

Looking GREAT, boss!!!

Cool suit … and PUPPY!!

How old is your dog?? It is SO CUTE!!!

Are they FRIENDLY??

NEW Apple Vision Pro’s Sketchy Consequences for Your Brain (WSJ)

THIS GUY!!!

They have jazz hands in The Metaverse.

This is super bleak and makes me despondent:

Wow.

The Dystopia Cafe.

Table for two.

Even this baby is like…

“Get the fuck out of here with this bullshit.”

Mom wants a divorce.

And she made up her mind the moment you put on those goggles.

UK – London Police Respond to Man Wearing Apple Vision Pro to Walk His ROBOT DOG!

Peace and Love

10 Meals, Everyday: Shocking Medical Breakthrough, Just In Time For National Pizza Day!

Wow.

Finally, some good news!

Eating 10 Meals Per Day – Not Just 3! – Is Much Better For Your Health (via MedicalNewsToday)

On it!!!!

Sounds good!!!!

Count me in! FOR TEN!!

Finally, the medical research breakthrough we’d all been waiting for!

This is wonderful!

And here I’d been sticking to a mere three (3) meals a day like some basic SPARTAN monk.

But ten meals a day? TEN?

CAN DO!!

I’LL GET STARTED RIGHT AWAY!!

Especially because…

I just heard that TODAY is…

National Pizza Day!??!!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?

GET AFTER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is EXACTLY what I look like when I’m on my tenth (10th) meal of the day:

ARENA SIZED PIZZA – Pizza Hut Breaks Guinness World Record

HUGE congrats to everyone at Pizza Hut Corporate! (They read this blog).

Impressive! This ARENA sized pizza might take me ALL TEN meals to consume (aka a full day!)

GET AFTER IT, MUCH?!?

These two are thinking “when you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life!”

This absolute genius cutting it up with an 8 foot slicer is my TOTAL HERO.

He said “I just wanna thank God and the power of manifestation!!” And then he walked through it with his loafers on.

Peace and Love.

The $265m BitCoin Pizza