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Utah Groom Wears “Creepy” Apple Vision Pro … at His Own Wedding!

No!

Bruh.

Sort your shit out!

Her face.

His smile???

WTF is he watching? (JK I don’t wanna know.)

I assume people exclusively watch yorn-o on those things.

Is he on DRAFT KINGS or some shit? (If he is, he should throw $1000 on his marriage lasting less than a month.)

She’s like “can I take a turn? I need to video-call a divorce lawyer.”

The bride then explained that she’d tried to keep the wraparound headset away from the wedding photographer.

Oh no.

“He’s like, ‘Hey baby, can we get pictures with the Apple Vision Pro?’” Cambree said. “He probably asked me two or three times. I was like, ‘No, no, no, we have to wait’ And then I turn around one minute and he has it on.”

Jacob had jogged over to his car while Cambree was taking some bridal photographs and threw on the headset while her back was turned.

Welp…

Cambree is f*cked.

Peace and love

Peace and love.

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Chill.

I’m actually really stoked for Fyre Fest II. Who isn’t?

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She looks like how we all feel.

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Peace and love