It Gets Worse

Are you still not convinced you need a brain chip?

A brain chip, that is surgically implanted through your skull by an electric car salesman who wants to live on Mars?

NEW: Elon Musk To Provide Neurolink Brain Chip to Human Males Who Want to Stop CHEATING on Their Spouses! (Star)

End this.

End it.

Imagine being such a cheating douchebag, that you try to make it right by … hooking up with the owner of Twitter for brain surgery?

You’re doing it wrong.

Who raised you?

Wolves?

It will be Peak Dystopia in 10 years, if Elon Musk is trying to quantify how many men he’s helped stopped being creeps and CHEATING on their wives (?!?) merely by having him perform brain surgery on them.

He’s going to be surrounded by Tesla Human Frankensteins. Who are super faithful.

And it will be so chill.

Peace and love

Classic Lonnie

Hey!

You ever wonder how you can eliminate your computer’s mouse through brain surgery invented by a car salesman who wants to live on Mars?

Have you spent time thinking about how you can make your addiction to the internet MORE INTENSE by merely agreeing to a surgical procedure on your brain, invented by an auto mechanic (who wants to live on Mars)?

Today. Is. Your. Daaaaaaaaaaaay!!! Kid.

Implanted Brain Chip Now Controls Mouse with Thoughts, Musk Claims (TMZ)

Get after it.

Update – Man Crossing the Street in Apple Vision Pro Prompts Police Warning to “Cross the Street the Old Fashioned Way!” (NBC News)

Hey, Cops – I was on that last week!

Peace and love