GET AFTER IT

Tight.

Correct: I’ve been hearing all about this chair!

“New from La-Z-Boy. It’s The Cray-Z-Boy!”

Isn’t that how your Dad watches TV / Football / Mass for shut-ins?

Also, the outfit is SUS AF.

V chill.

I have at least a few questions.

Peace and love

Say Yes to the Mess! <3

Dream wedding.

Cincinnati Couple Gets Married In a Gas Station’s Bathroom

Absolutely dominant.

1000% killin’ the game. (I like to think they’re dancing to Alice in Chains or Green Day there.)

Love is a dream:

Get after it:

Cake looks fire.

Gorgeous.

Tears in my eyes!

I ALWAYS cry at (gas station bathroom) weddings!

Goosebumps…

Yo, that Priest is like “The sanctity of marriage is Holy! Which is why The Bible says that Jesus called upon us ALL to get married at a gas station, inside of its bathroom. The end. That will be $50 + tip + does this gas station sell gas station supplements???”

The garter belt thing.

Always a weird and horny flex.

But. Any groom that ends up with the garter belt in his teeth, at his own gas station bathroom wedding, has the highest respect of an entire nation.

Infact…

POTUS potential?

Could be huge.

And on a serious note, I really hope they danced to Nü Metal. Or Limp Bizkit. Slipknot works for me, too. So would FM radio tuned to classic rock.

Peace and love. Peace and love.

Peace and love.

Couple Holds Their Wedding In Gas Station’s “Disco Bathroom”

DRIVING WHILE GENIUS

This is HUGE!

Big thanks to Apple!

Man pulled over by cops for driving while wearing his new $3500 Apple VR Headset

I don’t care what anybody says…

This guy is a total winner!!

Look how handsome!!

That needs to be his new Linked In pic!

What a photo!

What a Genius!

His name is “Dante!”

“Dante” is … living LIFE on HIS OWN TERMS!

Get after it, Dante!

I think Dante was LEAVING the Apple Store, having just purchased this torture device for his noggin, and – obviously – he couldn’t wait to try them out (aka play Fortnite/Madden/Roblox or some shit?) and so, naturally, he straddled it against his XL face and wore these Bad Larries right out of the store!!

“Dante” does Dante things!!

PS. $3500.

This guy Dante has $3.5k to drop? For this monstrosity?

Damn, Dante!

Hey “Dante,” can I borrow like $100??

Damn.

And I don’t even wanna know what this dude is watching. I can’t.

I can’t know. I’m praying it’s Star Wars. But I’m fearful it’s a snuff film.

V chill pic though, Dante.

V chill photo.

COPY TO TINDER!!

NASCAR neeeeds to hire Dante to drive a car. While wearing the headset.

Would be dope!

VR Users Are Increasingly Suffering Pretty Bad Injuries

Super Bowl 49ers QB “only” making $870,000

Only $870K?

“Dante” laughs at that kind of poverty!

Peace and Love

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