1000% killin’ the game. (I like to think they’re dancing to Alice in Chains or Green Day there.)
Love is a dream:
Get after it:
Cake looks fire.
Gorgeous.
Tears in my eyes!
I ALWAYS cry at (gas station bathroom) weddings!
Goosebumps…
Yo, that Priest is like “The sanctity of marriage is Holy! Which is why The Bible says that Jesus called upon us ALL to get married at a gas station, inside of its bathroom. The end. That will be $50 + tip + does this gas station sell gas station supplements???”
The garter belt thing.
Always a weird and horny flex.
But. Any groom that ends up with the garter belt in his teeth, at his own gas station bathroom wedding, has the highest respect of an entire nation.
Infact…
POTUS potential?
Could be huge.
And on a serious note, I really hope they danced to Nü Metal. Or Limp Bizkit. Slipknot works for me, too. So would FM radio tuned to classic rock.
I think Dante was LEAVING the Apple Store, having just purchased this torture device for his noggin, and – obviously – he couldn’t wait to try them out (aka play Fortnite/Madden/Roblox or some shit?) and so, naturally, he straddled it against his XL face and wore these Bad Larries right out of the store!!
“Dante” does Dante things!!
PS. $3500.
This guy Dante has $3.5k to drop? For this monstrosity?
Damn, Dante!
Hey “Dante,” can I borrow like $100??
Damn.
And I don’t even wanna know what this dude is watching. I can’t.
I can’t know. I’m praying it’s Star Wars. But I’m fearful it’s a snuff film.
V chill pic though, Dante.
V chill photo.
COPY TO TINDER!!
NASCAR neeeeds to hire Dante to drive a car. While wearing the headset.