Tight.
Correct: I’ve been hearing all about this chair!
“New from La-Z-Boy. It’s The Cray-Z-Boy!”
Isn’t that how your Dad watches TV / Football / Mass for shut-ins?
Also, the outfit is SUS AF.
V chill.
I have at least a few questions.
Peace and love
Utah Groom Wears “Creepy” Apple Vision Pro … at His Own Wedding!
No!
Bruh.
Sort your shit out!
Her face.
His smile???
WTF is he watching? (JK I don’t wanna know.)
I assume people exclusively watch yorn-o on those things.
Is he on DRAFT KINGS or some shit? (If he is, he should throw $1000 on his marriage lasting less than a month.)
She’s like “can I take a turn? I need to video-call a divorce lawyer.”
The bride then explained that she’d tried to keep the wraparound headset away from the wedding photographer.
Oh no.
“He’s like, ‘Hey baby, can we get pictures with the Apple Vision Pro?’” Cambree said. “He probably asked me two or three times. I was like, ‘No, no, no, we have to wait’ And then I turn around one minute and he has it on.”
Jacob had jogged over to his car while Cambree was taking some bridal photographs and threw on the headset while her back was turned.
Welp…
Cambree is f*cked.
Peace and love
Peace and love.
Also
Not all heroes wear capes…
Man Turns His Mom’s Kitchen Into a McDonalds
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve wished there was a McDonalds inside my apartment.
People are Freaking Out About a Question Mark in Deep Space
And the Willy Wonka Experience Organizers Receive Threats from Parents (TMZ)
Fyre Fest Founder Offers ‘Willy Wonka Experience’ a 2nd Life at Fyre Fest II
Chill.
I’m actually really stoked for Fyre Fest II. Who isn’t?
Exclusive: Interview with Glasgow’s Sad Oompa-Loompa
She looks like how we all feel.
The Simpsons “Predicted” Sad Willy Wonka Experience
Peace and love
Dream wedding.
Cincinnati Couple Gets Married In a Gas Station’s Bathroom
Absolutely dominant.
1000% killin’ the game. (I like to think they’re dancing to Alice in Chains or Green Day there.)
Love is a dream:
Get after it:
Cake looks fire.
Gorgeous.
Tears in my eyes!
I ALWAYS cry at (gas station bathroom) weddings!
Goosebumps…
Yo, that Priest is like “The sanctity of marriage is Holy! Which is why The Bible says that Jesus called upon us ALL to get married at a gas station, inside of its bathroom. The end. That will be $50 + tip + does this gas station sell gas station supplements???”
The garter belt thing.
Always a weird and horny flex.
But. Any groom that ends up with the garter belt in his teeth, at his own gas station bathroom wedding, has the highest respect of an entire nation.
Infact…
POTUS potential?
Could be huge.
And on a serious note, I really hope they danced to Nü Metal. Or Limp Bizkit. Slipknot works for me, too. So would FM radio tuned to classic rock.
Peace and love. Peace and love.
Peace and love.
Couple Holds Their Wedding In Gas Station’s “Disco Bathroom”
Hold on.
Truly. What the f*ck is this video?
What on God’s Green E is happening??
Notice the guy who … puts HIS BAT away at the end??
Unreal.
Peace and Love.
Wow.
Finally, some good news!
Eating 10 Meals Per Day – Not Just 3! – Is Much Better For Your Health (via MedicalNewsToday)
On it!!!!
Sounds good!!!!
Count me in! FOR TEN!!
Finally, the medical research breakthrough we’d all been waiting for!
This is wonderful!
And here I’d been sticking to a mere three (3) meals a day like some basic SPARTAN monk.
But ten meals a day? TEN?
CAN DO!!
I’LL GET STARTED RIGHT AWAY!!
Especially because…
I just heard that TODAY is…
National Pizza Day!??!!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?
GET AFTER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is EXACTLY what I look like when I’m on my tenth (10th) meal of the day:
ARENA SIZED PIZZA – Pizza Hut Breaks Guinness World Record
HUGE congrats to everyone at Pizza Hut Corporate! (They read this blog).
Impressive! This ARENA sized pizza might take me ALL TEN meals to consume (aka a full day!)
GET AFTER IT, MUCH?!?
These two are thinking “when you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life!”
This absolute genius cutting it up with an 8 foot slicer is my TOTAL HERO.
He said “I just wanna thank God and the power of manifestation!!” And then he walked through it with his loafers on.
Peace and Love.
CHILLITIA CHILLITIA CHILLITIA CHILLITIA CHILLITIA 