Tight.
Correct: I’ve been hearing all about this chair!
“New from La-Z-Boy. It’s The Cray-Z-Boy!”
Isn’t that how your Dad watches TV / Football / Mass for shut-ins?
Also, the outfit is SUS AF.
V chill.
I have at least a few questions.
Peace and love
Utah Groom Wears “Creepy” Apple Vision Pro … at His Own Wedding!
No!
Bruh.
Sort your shit out!
Her face.
His smile???
WTF is he watching? (JK I don’t wanna know.)
I assume people exclusively watch yorn-o on those things.
Is he on DRAFT KINGS or some shit? (If he is, he should throw $1000 on his marriage lasting less than a month.)
She’s like “can I take a turn? I need to video-call a divorce lawyer.”
The bride then explained that she’d tried to keep the wraparound headset away from the wedding photographer.
Oh no.
“He’s like, ‘Hey baby, can we get pictures with the Apple Vision Pro?’” Cambree said. “He probably asked me two or three times. I was like, ‘No, no, no, we have to wait’ And then I turn around one minute and he has it on.”
Jacob had jogged over to his car while Cambree was taking some bridal photographs and threw on the headset while her back was turned.
Welp…
Cambree is f*cked.
Peace and love
Peace and love.
Also
Not all heroes wear capes…
Man Turns His Mom’s Kitchen Into a McDonalds
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve wished there was a McDonalds inside my apartment.
People are Freaking Out About a Question Mark in Deep Space
And the Willy Wonka Experience Organizers Receive Threats from Parents (TMZ)
Fyre Fest Founder Offers ‘Willy Wonka Experience’ a 2nd Life at Fyre Fest II
Chill.
I’m actually really stoked for Fyre Fest II. Who isn’t?
Exclusive: Interview with Glasgow’s Sad Oompa-Loompa
She looks like how we all feel.
The Simpsons “Predicted” Sad Willy Wonka Experience
Peace and love
Are you still not convinced you need a brain chip?
A brain chip, that is surgically implanted through your skull by an electric car salesman who wants to live on Mars?
End this.
End it.
Imagine being such a cheating douchebag, that you try to make it right by … hooking up with the owner of Twitter for brain surgery?
You’re doing it wrong.
Who raised you?
Wolves?
It will be Peak Dystopia in 10 years, if Elon Musk is trying to quantify how many men he’s helped stopped being creeps and CHEATING on their wives (?!?) merely by having him perform brain surgery on them.
He’s going to be surrounded by Tesla Human Frankensteins. Who are super faithful.
And it will be so chill.
Peace and love
Hey!
You ever wonder how you can eliminate your computer’s mouse through brain surgery invented by a car salesman who wants to live on Mars?
Have you spent time thinking about how you can make your addiction to the internet MORE INTENSE by merely agreeing to a surgical procedure on your brain, invented by an auto mechanic (who wants to live on Mars)?
Today. Is. Your. Daaaaaaaaaaaay!!! Kid.
Implanted Brain Chip Now Controls Mouse with Thoughts, Musk Claims (TMZ)
Get after it.
Hey, Cops – I was on that last week!
Peace and love
We are screwed.
Sort it:
End it.
PEACE AND LOVE
My dude.
SORT IT OUT.
SORT IT!
Truly, bud.
You gotta look both ways when ya crossin’ the street, kid … AND take OFF ya VR goggles!!!!!
Unreal!!
What is with some fools??
Terrifying.
These things are monstrous!!
Although. This guy seems chill:
And he is absolutely KILLING IT!!
WOW!!
The hat? He looks like a good hang!!
And this dude, with his adorable lil pooch?
Looking GREAT, boss!!!
Cool suit … and PUPPY!!
How old is your dog?? It is SO CUTE!!!
Are they FRIENDLY??
NEW Apple Vision Pro’s Sketchy Consequences for Your Brain (WSJ)
THIS GUY!!!
They have jazz hands in The Metaverse.
This is super bleak and makes me despondent:
Wow.
The Dystopia Cafe.
Table for two.
Even this baby is like…
“Get the fuck out of here with this bullshit.”
Mom wants a divorce.
And she made up her mind the moment you put on those goggles.
UK – London Police Respond to Man Wearing Apple Vision Pro to Walk His ROBOT DOG!
Peace and Love
This is HUGE!
Big thanks to Apple!
Man pulled over by cops for driving while wearing his new $3500 Apple VR Headset
I don’t care what anybody says…
This guy is a total winner!!
Look how handsome!!
That needs to be his new Linked In pic!
What a photo!
What a Genius!
His name is “Dante!”
“Dante” is … living LIFE on HIS OWN TERMS!
Get after it, Dante!
I think Dante was LEAVING the Apple Store, having just purchased this torture device for his noggin, and – obviously – he couldn’t wait to try them out (aka play Fortnite/Madden/Roblox or some shit?) and so, naturally, he straddled it against his XL face and wore these Bad Larries right out of the store!!
“Dante” does Dante things!!
PS. $3500.
This guy Dante has $3.5k to drop? For this monstrosity?
Damn, Dante!
Hey “Dante,” can I borrow like $100??
Damn.
And I don’t even wanna know what this dude is watching. I can’t.
I can’t know. I’m praying it’s Star Wars. But I’m fearful it’s a snuff film.
V chill pic though, Dante.
V chill photo.
COPY TO TINDER!!
NASCAR neeeeds to hire Dante to drive a car. While wearing the headset.
Would be dope!
VR Users Are Increasingly Suffering Pretty Bad Injuries
Super Bowl 49ers QB “only” making $870,000
Only $870K?
“Dante” laughs at that kind of poverty!
Peace and Love
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