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Utah Groom Wears “Creepy” Apple Vision Pro … at His Own Wedding!

No!

Bruh.

Sort your shit out!

Her face.

His smile???

WTF is he watching? (JK I don’t wanna know.)

I assume people exclusively watch yorn-o on those things.

Is he on DRAFT KINGS or some shit? (If he is, he should throw $1000 on his marriage lasting less than a month.)

She’s like “can I take a turn? I need to video-call a divorce lawyer.”

The bride then explained that she’d tried to keep the wraparound headset away from the wedding photographer.

Oh no.

“He’s like, ‘Hey baby, can we get pictures with the Apple Vision Pro?’” Cambree said. “He probably asked me two or three times. I was like, ‘No, no, no, we have to wait’ And then I turn around one minute and he has it on.”

Jacob had jogged over to his car while Cambree was taking some bridal photographs and threw on the headset while her back was turned.

Welp…

Cambree is f*cked.

Peace and love

Peace and love.

Also

Not all heroes wear capes…

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I can’t tell you how many times I’ve wished there was a McDonalds inside my apartment.

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Chill.

I’m actually really stoked for Fyre Fest II. Who isn’t?

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She looks like how we all feel.

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Peace and love

Say Yes to the Mess! <3

Dream wedding.

Cincinnati Couple Gets Married In a Gas Station’s Bathroom

Absolutely dominant.

1000% killin’ the game. (I like to think they’re dancing to Alice in Chains or Green Day there.)

Love is a dream:

Get after it:

Cake looks fire.

Gorgeous.

Tears in my eyes!

I ALWAYS cry at (gas station bathroom) weddings!

Goosebumps…

Yo, that Priest is like “The sanctity of marriage is Holy! Which is why The Bible says that Jesus called upon us ALL to get married at a gas station, inside of its bathroom. The end. That will be $50 + tip + does this gas station sell gas station supplements???”

The garter belt thing.

Always a weird and horny flex.

But. Any groom that ends up with the garter belt in his teeth, at his own gas station bathroom wedding, has the highest respect of an entire nation.

Infact…

POTUS potential?

Could be huge.

And on a serious note, I really hope they danced to Nü Metal. Or Limp Bizkit. Slipknot works for me, too. So would FM radio tuned to classic rock.

Peace and love. Peace and love.

Peace and love.

Couple Holds Their Wedding In Gas Station’s “Disco Bathroom”