More Backlash: A Rehash

BACKLASH in the news!

Wendy’s SURGE PRICING Plan for Burgers Sparks Backlash!

This is huge! My family is OUTRAGED.

Wendy’s wants to make their prices SURGE – like Uber. (Or how your stomach surges when you eat Wendys.)

Their prices would surge at times when burgers are more in demand. So it will take longer, AND cost a million dollars?

Um, sort it.

Close your eyes and imagine being soooooooo effing hungry, AND at the same time, soooooo addicted to food from mofo WENDY’S (specific, much?) – that you’re willing to pay $20 surge prices for a garbage-ass single patty with a mere whiff of cheese under some microplastic pickles. The trashiness of which would make Wendy’s founder Dave Thomas do a 900 in his grave??

Imagine how hungry and dumb you have to be.

You choose SURGE PRICING at Wendys? When you have fifty (50) OTHER fast food spots, on every single block in America, who are NOT doing that.

Burger King just needs to advertise: “We don’t charge more when it’s busy!! (Partly because we are never busy)”

RESPECT to the original, though. Dave and Wendy T:

Respect.

Uh nice photo opp, weirdo! You get your shot?

Uh oh! More BACKLASH:

Kellogg’s CEO Faces Backlash for Saying Anyone Struggling For Money “Should Eat Cereal For Dinner“

Cereal for dinner = Lifehack!

Very unbiased.

Something tells me the Kellogg’s CEO eats caviar and bone-in steak for dinner at night. And NOT Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

In fact, NO ONE in history could say “I was struggling for money but, now I own my own mansion, ALL made possible by eating Grape Nuts for dinner every single night of my life.”

In fact, Jack: I already DO eat cereal for dinner. Every night. And I’m still a broke-ass, fat pig!

Cereal gets NO love! None! One of my favorite things is how – in movies – whenever someone’s eating cereal, it is communicating that they are a complete, hopeless, P.O.S. mess-mobile. But when people drink booze, it means they are cool and sexy.

Peace and love

RIP Dave Thomas.

Get after it.

Respect.

Genius.

Simpler times…

End it.